are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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