if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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