I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
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gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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