i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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