My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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