Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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