Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Sorry my hands just texted you
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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