I cut my penus on the lid.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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