There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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