I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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