just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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