Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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