There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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