when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Damn victory sex feels great
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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