You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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