Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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