i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
false alarm. still invincible.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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