I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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