I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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