Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
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