i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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