i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You're my little dorito
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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