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    Submitted by Dsapeer on Feb 18, 13 at 12:38pm

    Actually, that's not an idea without merit.

  • 38 33
    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Feb 18, 13 at 12:56pm

    Just buy another one on Amazon for $12 and move on with your lives. I guarantee you it's not that expensive a gift.\n\nUnless it's the fancy rotating one. Then fuck you.

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    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Feb 19, 13 at 7:33am

    Well, if you had asked for the fish-shaped jello mold, he could have used that instead. But, noooo, you HAD to have a waffle iron. "What would I do with a jello mold shaped like a fish?" you asked. "A waffle iron is so much more useful," you said. And look where it got you. Way to crush his dream of obtaining that one big Swedish Fish. I see a divorce in your future.

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    Submitted by Phys on Feb 18, 13 at 12:02pm

    At least I didn't ruin one of your good wedding gifts!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 19, 13 at 1:51am

    Soak Swedish Fish in vodka overnight. Pass the liquid through a coffee filter removing the gluten. Best flavored vodka you'll ever have!