Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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