I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Where is the hickey?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
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I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Randomize