if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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