yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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3pm strippers are depressing
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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