I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
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you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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