Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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