i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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