VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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