please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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