I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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