youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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