hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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