This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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