she takes plan B like it's going out of style
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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