Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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