You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
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A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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