im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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