I need help removing her.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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