Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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