woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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