He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
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she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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