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nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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