It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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