bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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