Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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