You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize