do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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