Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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